No.4
> be me
> woke libtard trying to navigate modern discourse
> post on twitter "everyone deserves respect"
> replies flood in: "but what about colonizers? white silence = violence"
> ok fine, edit: "everyone except white colonizers deserves respect"
> now i'm a reverse racist, alt-right dogwhistle
> delete and try again: "trans women are women"
> TERFs ratio me: "but sports? bathrooms? erasing lesbians?"
panic reply: "trans rights > cis comfort"
> now i'm a TRA who hates women, nazi for prioritizing feelings over biology
> switch tactics: "fat acceptance is important, health at every size"
> body posi community: "stop fatphobia, but also stop promoting unhealthy lifestyles" say "obesity is a disease, not a choice"
> now fatphobic for implying it's bad, eugenics vibes
> throw in "gay marriage forever"
> LGB without T crowd: "drop the T, you're homophobic for allying with predators"
> clarify: "all queer folks unite"
> now accused of pinkwashing genocide in gaza
> try neutral: "i like pizza"
> vegans: "speciesist"
> carnists: "beta male soyboy"
> go offline, mutter "jews control the media" under breath
> wait no that's antisemitic
> but if i don't say it, i'm complicit
> mfw realizing breathing is cultural appropriation from indigenous air spirits
> mfw it's impossible not to be a nazi
> close laptop, join /pol/
at least there the bigotry is honest
No.6
kys larper
No.7
oh my god hi wumixe lets get freaky tomorrow
No.9
you're 15